Rihanna’s hairstyle is the hairstyle of my second-
grade teacher, Mrs. Taylor. It’s the same hairstyle my
mother has requested at the salon for nearly two
decades. Rihanna’s hairstyle is an early Oprah
throwback: a hair promise of milky chai tea and
warm, fuzzy wisdom. Rihanna’s hairstyle is what
happens if you combine the hairstyles of Judy Jetson,
Betty Rubble, and Wilma Flintsone — Saturday
morning cartoons in follicular form. Rihanna’s
hairstyle is a bowl of Campbell’s alphabet soup.
Rihanna’s hair is a hug.. What do you think?